Tony's face is still flushed, his chest pink with exertion against the Tesseract-blue of his arc reactor. Good. Tough mission? Tony says and glances at the bandage covering Clint's shoulder. Peter muttered a thank you, and the game went on. Where did you get this tattoo!?" Steve has a half-bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced with him, and puts it down carefully before settling. Well, it was their life, he guessed, so he shouldnt worry about their choices, although it was sometimes very difficult to quench his motherly instincts, as Ned had dubbed them. The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom Relationship: Clint Barton/Tony Stark Characters: Clint Barton Tony Stark Steve Rogers Bruce Banner Thor (Marvel) Natasha Romanov Phil Coulson Additional Tags: Fluff and Crack Never Have I Ever Kissing Drunken Shenanigans Language: English Series: Part 1 of Play a Game Next Work Stats: Published: 2014-05-22 Words: Of course Spider-Man is a klutz, Sam rolled his eyes good-naturedly. Everything was going great until Y/n accidentally slaughtered her entire family with powers she didn't know she had. Then he wonders if Bruce can have sex at all without the Big Guy showing up. Fart, he gasps out as Clint half-drags him through the living room area and into the bedroom. "Never have I ever kissed a teammate," I say and everyone on the senior team takes a drink. Steve, Bucky, Tony, Peter, and Clint all drank. Never Have I Ever - viviegirl05 - Archive of Our Own Never have I ever Bucky started, stolen a friends clothes and lied about it so I could keep it.. Tony smirked, leaning forward in his seat and looking down at a blushing Peter. All the hero worship around Captain America, someone was bound to try to tap that whether you showed interest or not.. *SPOILERS* Yeah, wellnever have I ever had to ask someone if we had sex because I couldnt remember. Steve sheepishly said, moving the game along. Guilty? Dad questions and the juniorteam laugh. Morning.. Badly. Bruce leaves his glass on the floor huh, looks like Tony was the exception to a rule, then and then everyone's looking at Cap. It's your choice., Yeah, but Tony makes an annoyed sound and rolls over so he's facing Clint. Damn. Is it that Toby kid from your Biology class?" I accidentally burned down the building that him and all of the people he 'helped' were in. He looks a little green around the edges, but mostly okay, so Clint nods at him. "Peter you go first" Wade said. Paxton dealing with the break-up in season 3. For one thing, that'd be pretty sucky of me. Never have I ever battled motherfucking aliens.. Dad yells and I shake my head. Tony, Rhodey, Clint, and Natasha all drank. Ben and Devi, the morning after their first boink. He's got a big metal mug in hand (he still occasionally forgets the no-smash rule when he wants a refill of something, and it's just easier for them to give him metal mugs for now), and he sits down in an almost perfect lotus position. Six minutes. Most of the bottle's gone by now, so yeah, he's gonna have a shit day tomorrow. So you have all except for Natasha, of course Steve trails off and looks at the rest of the team. "I am fine, thanks. Yeah. I m'n yes. The building only fell on the bottom half of me so I just continued to eat my bagel while the ambulance tried to get me from under the building. Flash exclaimed, laughing and ringing the bell. #tomhollandspeterparker. I'm falling asleep, Bruce says, and there's rustling. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: completed The guy isn't being handsy; not even clingy. I'm awesome at hugging., Thor laughs, and drapes an arm around Steve's shoulders to give him a half-hug of his own. Oh yeaaah. Guess we gotta call it off, then, Clint bullshits, and notes how he's started to wake up in certain parts of his body as well. D'nt care. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle and Peter are both obnoxious to their Feelings. I'm not really he huffs and his ears grow pinker. Steve looks a little scandalized again, and even Nat's arched an eyebrow, but Tony waves them off. Work Search: Tony stood up exasperated lay and put up his fists. It was at this moment, team red knew, they fucked up. She takes a picture and texts it to her group chat with Eleanor, Fabiola, and Aneesa: our last brain cells, she captions it. "Peter!" It was not my first time with a shield brother, and I would be honoured to accept any of you as bedmates. He grins widely. Before sex, during, after. I have no Asgardian blanket, Thor says, and it's half a question and half just a resigned Thor who's long ago realized that along with Steve, he'll never be able to understand more than half of the stuff Tony says. Right., Really, Cap? Tony grimaces. Yeah, oh, Tony snipes. The Avengers Bunch Chapter 1: Never Have I Ever, an - fanfiction.net So why did the recent interactions between her boyfriend and her friend suddenly make her feel like she was starting all over again? Guardians: What if Harry Potter had a big sister? Loki It's not unheard of or even uncommon it means you're not sexually attracted to anyone., But I was, Steve says, sounding a bit numb. Okay. He's not sure if it's a warning sign or a sign of affection, but he flops onto his stomach anyway so he faces the circle. Nat and Wanda took drinks. 25 Feb/23. Okay, that's it, Clint says, because seriously, the guy looks like a puppy. Sam cracked a small smile, glad to embarrass the secret couple. "You doing that face is only proving the fact you're a child even more," Tony rolled his eyes, smirking, and helped Natasha carry the rest of the drinks to the coffee table, which the rest of the team was sitting around (those who were still there, that is). The title says it all, just a few random field trip one-shots made by yours truly. Peter grumbled. Before Tony can open his mouth to reveal his secret, Natasha sighs. "Never have I ever met Tony Stark." Also any that come to my fruity brain in between my slow story updates. "You're the worse Clint" Peter said. Please consider turning it on! Anyways I found out about that and followed Toomes to a abandoned warehouse were we fought for like 8 minutes, then he shot the support beams of the warehouse and the entire building came crashing down on me. We've got all the fun questions left! He swirls his mostly-empty bottle and makes a thinky-face. No offense, Widow, but you scare the shit out of me.. There's only really been Bucky that I wanted to with. she exclaimed, her own speech interrupted by her constant giggles. Because it's better than watching you run. He sighs. Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Disclaimer: the MCU and its characters are not mine. It's a skill. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 52, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover Marvel One-Shots [NO REQUESTS] - NEVER HAVE I EVER - Wattpad Ow. Hope you enjoy and none of the art which I use here belongs to me, so credits to the respective artists or uploaders :). Does that mean I have to take five swigs?. It's my bed. He ignores the sulking genius and watches Lindsay decide on a red velvet. You felt someone grab your hand gently. An angry voice cried out. 'lfway into the Pern bottle? Tony offers. Here's nice. "Excuse me" Natasha said. You have my permission to 'cuddle' me whenever you so please, Captain.. When Peter protested he wasn't a kid, Tony reminded him he was drinking apple juice and had been building a new Lego set before they got the alert of the mission. A small part of his mind had noticed how neither Sally nor MJ had put down their fingers. Its called being undercover. Please stop talking, Steve says, calm even if the tips of his ears are tinged pink. Pepper Pots This is the great thing about Never Have I Ever. He rolls his bottle slowly between his fingers. And strangest and probably best of all, no halting 'look, I think you should go back to your own room if you're just going to sleep'. It's fucking beautiful. It's after one of Clint's undercover missions, three days of playing nice and hiding in plain sight before he could get where he needed and take out the people he should. Never have I ever been stabbed in the back, Natasha says and takes a pull of her Stoli. You have reached the end of "Never Have I Ever". i should continue that, and because i have writer's block and felt a moment of motivation, Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Ben Gross/Devi Vishwakumar, my benvi bias made itself known in the writing of this, but my love for every dynamic in the love triangle also made itself known, (if you consider canon proceeded as usual from 3.04 when reading this), never have i everplayed never have i ever. I don't think so.. But this year they decided on vodka never have I ever. I could send you some info about demisexuality? Bruce asks gently, his hand still lingering on Steve's shoulder. and Flash was looking a bit, what was it? What the hell Pete?! You mentioned that.. I know, Clint. maziareski, libraryace, L3m0ns, starkxdrx, haerin_03, RENielsen, Catbugaf, Scribblesnpaws, IdiotQueer, Metamorphin, AroAmber, Kitenne, imaturtledontchaknow, Rayllin, HereForTheMermaids, taiyuling, SadRose, pocketsmith, professorandre1228, CrazyWolf, FerAmayaSnape, one_step_closer_to_death, FrozenSeas, LoonyBadger, Inthesky1999, covarla, Andromeda_Potter, ishin_na_telleth, QueenTorres, da_fluff_ball, vampirekitty26, Deaddead7776, nimrudivory, abigail_1_2, KatChillOut, cissy_blck, Kingsforcedvacation, QuickBeam, Lets_call_me_Lily, MissShannon, ananou, Lily_McGlaughlin, llillilhollillil, Mindwiped, BookEmDanno22, NowWhatGuys, Isabella1324, nerd_123, Unknown66, kireiflora, and 606 more users No, I'm- Steve breaks off, brows furrowing. I hope you're kidding. You're no fun, Cap. guess whos sleeping on the stairs again ???? Wait, what? Tony says, whipping his head around to pin Clint down with his eager stare. What? So be warned these are different than canon. Mmm, neat. My homework was in the building " Matt explained. Every agent of HYDRA is acquainted with pain of some sort. See, that's not playing fair, Barton. Unless you want to tap that, obviously, in which hey, I applaud that. He's clearly forgotten where it is, so the chances are big that he'll jump someone else unsuspecting. So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. (Blame his spider-side). So, how does this work? Steve asks now, all childlike interest and polite excitement at his team's bonding activity. ", "Sure," Thor sat up a little straighter, pondering what on earth he could say "Never have I ever been arrested more than once. Score one for Stark!. Tony grinds down against him, and Clint's hands settle on his hips on their own accord. Everyone get their drinks ready! There's some bustling as Tony gets various snacks, unceremoniously throwing small packets of Cheetos, popcorn, M&M's and Skittles down onto the floor. He sighs and pulls out the ten he has in his pocket. So does Steve, to their slight surprise. Tony, it's three in the morning. No. TtH Story Never Have I Ever - tthfanfic.org It counts, Bruce says, and Clint obediently drinks. Cindy was laughing too, laying on the floor, her head in her hands and elbows underneath, so she could still see everyone. Also, English isn't my native language, so if there are any grammar or spelling mistakes, please comment! Steve asked. "I may or may not have a boyfriend." #tonystark Abe ringed the bell. We're never gonna get started, are we? He lets himself fall back against the fluffy pillows and feels Natasha poke a finger into his side. MJ said, her voice unlike he had ever heard, soft and worried and a bit amazed. As Clint understands, the game's usually a ploy to get laid anyway, which makes him wonder why Tony wants to play it so badly. Clint's half tempted to preposition Thor in some fucked up kind of revenge, but he realizes that if he does that, 1) his life will be a Lifetime movie, 2) he'll probably lose another friend, and 3) this time, Nat will definitely kick his ass. It's entertaining, if not hell on the ear drums. I steal Ned and Tonys clothes. And of course you didn't have any ulterior motives at all, Bruce says, smiling. Also I miss the sex., Yeah, Clint says slowly. Clint notices Natasha eyeing Tony with a sort of what do you see in that way. Everyone stared at Peter for a solid five seconds. What Clint doesn't expect is for Thor and Bruce to drink; the first with his usual vigor, the latter with his eyes on the floor and color high in his cheeks. Natasha huffs a laugh and pulls back. Sleep. Clint buries his head in the heavenly pillow again. I'll be updating Solangelo At Hogwarts before the end of today, hopefully close after this is up unless the art isn't attached. No, wait, don't ask Pepper because she knows too much, he adds and waves his hands, stumbling to his feet. Never have I ever taken it up the ass. And he grins, all teeth and glee, as the rest of the team groan in exasperation. or The world might know the Avengers as heroes but what's reall. The Avengers have been keeping tabs on a mysterious kid who the believe to be a terrorist. Would he say yes or no? Before some aliens come and blow it up., We could make a trip out of it, Bruce muses. Puts his hand on Tony's naked hip. Thor, Steve and Bruce are already in, Tony adds in a sing-song voice. C'mon., Tony looks up and doesn't pull back, which means he's close enough that Clint could count his eyelashes if he wanted to. I smell a demi, Brucie. Yeah, let's not, Clint murmurs back and doesn't miss the way Tony's smile widens. No glass? Clint says and unscrews the cork. Steve looks a little uncomfortable at the thought of semi-lying which is really too cute but he settles and unscrews the cap on his bottle. I'm pretty sure I would've remembered that.. When they want to. Nazi, Steve says. Oh, he says. Plus, you'd probably unconsciously stab me to death or something., A warm huff of breath against his neck. But, one day, Nurse Warner went missing and was never found. Never have I ever woken up with no idea where I was, Wanda mused. Tss. I remember!. Steve and Bucky were able to fully participate thanks to Thors gift of several casks of Asgardian mead- though he was in New Asgard at present. Instead, he closes his eyes and tries to sleep, and lets his hand find Tony's deceptively soft hair. Damn, I was so sure, Tony says and taps his finger against his chin. Oh my god I cant believe I didnt think of that, Tony looked amazed at the gap in his thinking. You said that last night too.. No chance there. His hand's on Clint's hip now, and draws circles with rough fingertips. When it was Ned's turn, a few people only had one finger left, including Peter. (Clint thinks Thor might actually be drunk at this point, too.) It's like you don't know me at all. He grins and looks very lost. It's the new year's party and everyone seemed to be here. Maybe it won't be as bad this time, Natasha muses. You learn stuff about each other.. Ever wondered what it would be like to date one of Earth's mightiest heros? He won't be bothered by it. I WAS BORED SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THE RANDOMNESS PLEASE "So," asked Natasha. Tony's so goddamn pitiful like this, and a strange sort of adorable, and when he gives up, he grumbles and just slumps forward a little, hiding his face in the crook of Clint's shoulder. "Never ever have I ever been arrested," Aunt May says and everyone but her takes a drink. Pete, that means youre up! It becomes a semi-regular thing. It means the chances that I'll ever get in bed with you are depressingly low. He takes a sulking swig of his bottle, and Steve looks adorably confused. He's too tired and strung out for anything acrobatic, but he still finds his way to Tony's room. Peter shrugged, it bunches weird in the suit. He curls around Clint, who goes mellow at once. "Fine. Or out of the bedroom. You're not going to call your CEO and ex-girlfriend.. You make a country-boy blush.. Yes, Barton, I know you love me. But her voice is warm. Bruce grabs one of the packets of Cheetos and looks around with that same calm, quietly interested-but-also-exasperated air he usually wears around Tony and his antics. It was Peter's 21st birthday. Thor glances down at his jug of mead with a bemused expression. Pepper would tell you to run in the other direction and the thing is, the thing is, Barton Clint that I don't want you to. He blinks owlishly at Clint and sways a little. JARVIS won't be there to pick you up if you start choking on your own vomit.. The Avengers were shocked. Sent on a mission by Ronin with her sister, and her life changes from there. And they were all wrong. And no, no, Clint really doesn't want to, so he whines until he gets a finger in the ribs, and then he groans and rolls over so he can see the ceiling swirl slowly in an counter-clockwise direction. Only alcoholics use glasses, Tony huffs and grabs a bag of M&M's. Really, Barton? Natasha mutters and drinks with him. You know Thor loves any and all things that combine alcohol, trading stories, and the ability to learn more about 'Midgardian customs'. I'm not doing this right, am I? And now he just looks hopeless. "Shit babe sorry." While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. The thing is, Tony says when Clint walks out of his apartment the same night. Sometimes the only way we could eat was to dine and dash, Steve shrugged. She was the one to offer the cursed game. Ayelet was a half-terran, half-Zen-Whoberis, one of the last of her kind. It's blueberry, his favorite. This way, Clint can make sure that it's not hot enough to scald Tony's throat and tongue. Cindy stupidly pointed out that he had 'Muscles! It's strangely nice. hey guys i wanna tell you something + a snippet of something im writing, I Guess I've Got A lot Of Explaining To Do. Don't tell me you expected me to last this long.. So I miss the sex.. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. Shit. When they meet up in a hallway in the Tower, or watch a movie together while the other Avengers are otherwise occupied. "Occasionally my webs will run out and it's not like cops are best at keeping their guns on their belts," He shrugged, pulling his legs up to his chest and smiling at the memory. Okay, Tony says with a wolfish grin. Nobody comments on it; it's clear that Steve doesn't expect to drink a lot. Of course I am, just gimme, he whines and tugs at Clint's sleeve. You'll get to know only if you read 'em. Moving on from THAT awkwardness; never have I ever had sex with a woman who was on her period," said Rhodey. ), depois que devi entrega o papelzinho do one free boink. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. Thor Odinson I will not do that, and will be a referee.". Aunt May yells but I can tell it's a joke along with everyone else. She joined HYDRA's ranks at the age of thirteen and has steadily been risin Lucienne "Lucy" Ridley has lived for almost 1000 years, predating the first Avenger himself. Ben Gross was used to being people's second choice. "DUDE!" "Never have I ever been awake for longer than 48 hours," Rohdey says and everyone but Aunt May takes a drink. Yesh. And why is it that the only boy she can talk to is her ex? It's strangely optimistic, for her, and Clint wonders if the crazy genius has grown on her too. Oh, come on, Merida, Tony says in his high-pitched whine that is completely put-on, because although it might seem that way, Tony Stark never begs. He didn't want this attention, as if he was somehow interesting, just because he had a scar. Possibly from Clint. She also knows that Clint maybe, possibly, might have this thing where if he doesn't get cuddled he'll feel rejected and go from happy drunk to wistful drunk. Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Never have I ever had sex with a dude. After missions, when they need to get rid of some excess adrenaline and energy. Okay. All of the adults take a shot. PETER? We have to hurry or Mr. Stark will be mad at you for being late again." Wanda and Vision had left to their apartment, the other honorary members being in their own homes (or, in T'Challa and Shuri's case, country). Got a hangover, Clint says, but he pushes into it when the hand moves to trail up and down his thigh, slowly, languidly. Tony and Clint fall over laughing, and even Natasha snorts, but it's a fond sound. This was a request from@imwithtonyandnatasha, I had a lot of fun writing it and really I hope it doesn't look like I rushed the ending. Then I got beaten half to death by Toomes, then I had to save him from getting blown up. Don't screw up.". Clint and Tony (and the team) get drunk, fall into bed together, fall out of it, and fall back in again. Tony laughs, tells him to shut up, and kisses him. "Because we're like siblings and always want to remember that," Ava says and we drop our shirts back down. He's half-sleeping on Clint now, half beside him, and Clint doesn't bother to push him off. She lets him. Stopping now., Clint doesn't know if Tony means that he'll stop talking or stop running, but the guy trails off, so Clint gets a part-answer. "Everyone has a hand, so five fingers, and after those, you have to take a shot for every time you have ever done the mentioned thing. Matt said. " Hmmm, Tony says before popping a few pieces of colored candy into his mouth. They believe that they have to detain him, but once they meet him, things dont go so well. AU: Devi and Paxton never broke up, and Devi and Des are just friends. Tony squirms on the couch, but keeps a small distance. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. "Way way way wait. Clint starts sneaking into Natasha's room again, and she usually lets him curl up with her, because she knows what horrors lurk in his subconscious. Oooh, yes, I like this! Tony says before drinking. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. He speaks with exclamation marks a lot, and that only gets worse as he gets drunk, Clint knows. You gonna run off every time someone asks if we're dating? He frowns at the ceiling. 's is the best bed ever., Finally Tony's face cracks into an amused, drunken smile. He's certainly grown on everyone else who lives in this tower even Steve's stopped looking at Tony like a secondary version of his dad, and started smiling at the guy more. Clint closes his eyes and lets his head fall back against the wall. "Okay, my turn. "I'm here for a second, then I'm gone. Tony makes a disgruntled noise against Clint's ribcage. As soon as Tony's underneath the covers, he's out cold, and Clint's left to undress himself in peace. She has a huge crush on a boy named Peter and hopes he likes her back, shes gets bullied by Liz who keeps it suttle so she doesnt get yelled at. Are you hammered, Stark?. But his spidey-sense did nothing, so he guessed he was fine. Awww, Tony says and sits down across the table from them, chugging down his murky green milkshake like he's getting paid for it. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. "You knew?" Were playing never have I ever!. What could possibly go wrong, right?. Did we have make-up sex?. Fare thee well, good Banner, Thor slurs, whose Asgardian-ness is even more pronounced now that he's drunk. Its more comfortable without anyway., In MY suit!? Clint totally called it. Don't be such a prude, Barton., Clint ignores the fact that Tony doesn't address Natasha like he'd dare. Of course, it does help that you're, like, mind-numbingly hot., Why, Mister Stark, Clint says and bats his eyelashes. Bucky wolf whistled. C'mon, it'll be a blast. He rocks back and forth on the balls of his feet, looking more like an expectant child than a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. Parley Stories - Wattpad Ok, never have I ever cried to get out of trouble, Bucky declared. Ey! And he can't help but be a little impressed, himself Thor he might understand, but the other two? Did we make up? Tony asks, his whole face scrunched up in confusion and an attempt to remember yesterday. Yeah, sure. avengers fanfiction peter intern meets team cap Which was true, it was a terrible smell, especially for his enhanced nose, he could still smell the lingering alcohol on someone a day after they had drank anything. #spideychelle #watty2019. I haven't been there since I was a kid.. Stupid strings, he mutters, apparently to himself, before he looks up at Clint with swimming eyes. The reason for this stupid game? Which means he usually ends up getting way drunker than the rest, and with two superhumans, a demi-god, a borderline alcoholic and a Russian as his competitors, Clint is screwed before the questions even start. So he leans over and whispers, loud enough that he knows Tony will hear, He's really good at swallowing.. They're lying in bed, embracing, making out, and it's probably one of the gayer things Clint has done but he doesn't mind. Peter's first time playing Never Have I Ever and Ned is a little shit and almost outs him because he's drunk. Yes, Tony says before Bruce can say no, and Clint just snorts and drinks up. It tickles. It wasn't a conscious decision for either of them, which is freaky as hell. Clint feels safe and warm and a little loved, which is pretty much his peak moment when he's drunk. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Just like she knew they were still dating. The hottest boy in school. Awwww, so cute, Tony coos. There's one problem. So does Thor. Clint blinks at the guy, who looks completely serious and still sour. Oh fuck you honey bear, that was a targeted attack!. Fancy that., What? Which is, Clint muses, exactly what he is. Army issue underwear doesnt really hold up to battle conditions. He sleeps around a lot. February 27, 2023 equitable estoppel california No Comments . Despite his reputation he has a filthy mouth. The building came down and I couldn't leave because we were fighting while the building was burning and I got stabbed through the chest with a metal rod. Ask Pepper. Pep-perrr. And he fumbles his phone out of his pockets to squint at the screen. How will she react? "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." Said Sam. Yup, Clint says and squeezes Steve harder. This is her journey through the Marvel Universe through the decades. And that's how I started my journey to become to almighty me!" Scott questions and I smirk. I ran away from the foster care system and lived on the streets for a while before joining the circus. Hmmm, Tony says and pins Bruce with his science-stare. Can you get to bed by yourself? Natasha asks. I know, Legolas, Tony huffs. People are allowed to go without underwear if they want, Rhodey scolded mildly. I just I guess it comes down to the person, and not their equipment? The last part sounds like a question, one of his 'is this something that makes sense in this century' ones. Absolutely, Tony says and leans heavily against the wall across from Clint. You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! Steve Rogers/ Captain America #brucebanner Fuck, Tony says and stares at the wall. Just leaning against Clint, still swaying. It was a stray knife, and he had to dodge bullets and make sure the woman was shielded from harm. Tony's strangely generous in bed, actually. What me and Bruce have is a special, special thing.. But you can say something you have done like, 'never have I ever eaten a cheeseburger' it just means that you have to drink, like everyone else who has done that particular thing.. But 6 minutes after I lifted the building off me I had to go fight him again in Mr. Starks plane that crashed with me on it. Because because the strings! No, we decided no strings, and then there were strings, strings everywhere except they were invisible strings, you know? This is all my idea. He's honest-to-god pulled out a huge array of soft, big, fluffy pillows so they can all settle there. So after a mission, I y'know.. He stumbles forward and into Clint, scrabbling to get the phone back. "Okay, my turn. I was dirt poor in the great depression. We're best buds. He knows Natasha's bristling at 'buds', but he's just tipsy enough to get away with it for now.