Max Belfort: Here's a list of a few of the best lines from the movie: I want you to deal with Your problems by . Jordan Belfort: Yeah. Jordan Belfort: Then look no further. Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: The world of investing can be a jungle. Failure is your friend., Without action, the best intentions in the world are nothing more than that: intentions., I want you to back yourself into a corner. Jordan Belfort: Don't worry about it, I got it. Why why why god, why would you be so cruel as to choose a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants to take me down! The truth was that hookers did take credit cardsor at least ours did! This is what you do? That's not why I do it. By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. Jordan Belfort, the former stock broker whose story inspired the hit movie The Wolf of Wall Street, is suing the filmmakers for $300m (229m). The Matthew McConaughey's Wolf Of Wall Street chant soon became of the most iconic parts of the movie and is right up there in popularity with the actor's own " Alright, alright, alright " from Dazed And Confused. Sell me that pen. Jordan Belfort: Three days later, I filed for a divorce and moved Naomi into the apartment. Why? I don't even know. Jordan Belfort: I mean, who the fuck wanted to live there? No, I'm not fucking letting you near my kids! Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Donnie Azoff: [Naomi slaps Jordan and he slaps her back]. Venice. Yet Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: You're doing fucking drugs right now? Donnie Azoff: I got a blinkling light because I don't have shit from you. The captain tied you up, he almost fuckin' tasered you! Danger at every turn. 3 2 1, let's fuck! You're dealing with numbers. Donnie Azoff: That's my boy right there. Ugh! Like, "Run free!" Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: You're not fucking taking my goddamn fucking kids! The name of the company, Aerotyne International. Robbie Feinberg, the Pinhead, took five years to finish high school. She you know, her her father is the is the brother of my mom. Just confirm how you got your ticket. Because, I mean, fuckety fuck fuck, Jordan, look at this thing! Anyway, the Blue Chips took credit cards, so what was wrong with writing them off on your taxes? What a greek tragedy! Leave your emotions at the door. Jordan Belfort, The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you cant achieve it. Jordan Belfort, 97% of the people who quit too soon are employed by the 3% who didnt. Jordan Belfort, Hard work beats talent. Mmm, baby. Because, at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of the limo, wearing a $2000 suit and a $40,000 gold fuckin' watch. Okay, let's do it. I'm a mutt. The image is an example of a ticket confirmation email that AMC sent you when you purchased your ticket. Hold on baby. I can get you beer if you want fuckin' beer. I want to make money. If anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me. Naomi Lapaglia: I'm in this for the long run, you know? I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. Turns out I have so much information about the stock market and Wall Street I can save the government years of heartache. It recounts Belfort's perspective on his career as a stockbroker in New York City and how his firm, Stratton Oakmont, engaged in rampant . So you listen to me and you listen well. Jordan Belfort: You know? I couldn't believe how these guys talked to each other! What do you mean happy for me? Or fucking dies! Jordan Belfort, So you listen to me and you listen well. Money doesn't just buy you a better life - better food, better cars, better pussy - it also makes you a better person. Jordan Belfort: I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort: I check my messages every day when I come home from work my answering machine zero! Good! That was you! More importantly, you will learn. Babe, why you doing it like that? And I hate fucking chess!, And my wifewell, I guess shed earned her scene with me, but still; did she really have that much reason to be angry? "Has Brad apologized yet? My wife, Naomi, the Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. Jordan Belfort: Donnie. Mark Hanna: He's just warning everybody. I dont care whose birthday it is. Donnie Azoff, Its business. See. Don't you wanna be my friend? [flashes to Jordan having sex with Naomi] Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: I'm gonna kill myself. It'll also help your fingers dial faster. No? Jordan Belfort: Watch. Mark Hanna: Did you? Give me one for the nerves! Naomi Lapaglia: Are you fucking serious? Jesus Christ. Dont ever forget that., Listen, guys, fucking around with midgets aint no joke. Oh my God! Don't you fucking dare. Jordan Belfort: She's the best. Me, I jack it 12-15 times a week. Jordan Belfort: The wolf of Wall Street they call me! Across the Verrazano's Bridge. Patrick Denham: Fuck you! [gets a wire] Jordan Belfort: Donnie. Naomi Lapaglia: You know? And you got the beautiful girls there. Or worse yet, I've seen this happen, implode. So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right? Jordan Belfort: After all, what was there to say? Captain Ted Beecham: About a month later, Donnie and I decided to double team her on a Saturday afternoon while our wives were out shopping for Christmas presents. Jordan Belfort: New world. it doesnt exist. You're a sick man! I'm really happy for you. You wanna fuck me, Jordan? Once we sucker them in, we unload the dog shit. What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day? Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment could be upwards of $60,000! Go on. Jordan Belfort: Get off me! You're lookin' at me like I'm crazy. Jordan Belfort: This is Captain Ted Beecham aboard the yacht Naomi! [to the waiter] [narration] Belfort was played by Leonardo DiCaprio in the film . Donnie! Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: I want a divorce. Naomi Lapaglia: That spoke volumes, didnt it?, The three of us exchanged glances but said nothing. Like, Run free! You know? Donnie Azoff, There was this one time I was selling pot to this Amish dude. So I was sellin' them shit, but the way I looked at it, the money was better off in my pocket. Who is the one who flew in here at 3:00 in the morning on their stupid helicopter and woke up Skylar? I'll do four grand. Movie Info. John: Good! Bo Dietl: So take a good look, daddy. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Well, like you said there's no friends on Wall Street. Donnie Azoff: Patrick Denham: Jordan Belfort: The property is located 25 miles from the Belmont Racetrack, a horse racing facility. Then came the Pink Sheet hookers, who were the lowest form of all, usually a streetwalker or the sort of low-class hooker who showed up in response to a desperate late-night phone call to a number in Screw magazine or the yellow pages. There was this one time I was selling pot to this Amish dude. Jordan Belfort: Nobody - and I don't care if you're Warren Buffet or if you're Jimmy Buffet - nobody knows if a stock is going to go up, down, sideways or in circles. It's beautiful! Jordan Belfort: [after shipwreck] You're a father now, Jordan. The easiest way to make money is - create something of such value that . Oh my God! Naomi Lapaglia: Donnie Azoff: Hey, everybody, listen up! Drugs. I'm constantly weighing everything in my mind and trying to predict how my actions will influence events. Right? I love you, baby. This is our golden ticket to the fuckin' Chocolate Factory, right here. The Wolf of Wall Street is a memoir by a former stockbroker and trader Jordan Belfort, first published in September 2007. That's right. WHY? Donnie Azoff: And from now on, it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. Whether America plans to invade Switzerland in the upcoming months. Naomi Lapaglia: You're a lying piece of shit! They cure cancer? Dwayne: Right, right. Every time! Jordan Belfort, When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. Jordan Belfort, I believe in total immersion, if you want to be rich, you have to program your mind to be rich. Yeah. Technically, you do work for me. Donnie Azoff, Ill tell you what: Im never eating at Benihana again. But he didn't go along with us. It's not on the elemental chart. And it wasn't just about the sex either. Brooklyn. Jordan Belfort: Fuck you! Jordan Belfort: Manny Riskin: Trust me. What do you mean you want a divorce? It will save us both a lot of money and I got a feeling you're gonna need it. Except for that one time. Asking specific questions to gather intelligence and to understand the customers needs. I'm gonna take custody of the kids. [Naomi walks in on a gay orgy] You okay? You're almost there! You hear me? Jordan Belfort: You know? Naomi Lapaglia: And I choose rich every fuckin' time. Yeah? No, baby. [Furious about newspaper article] Not only is it motivating but the dialogues are hilarious, the acting is excellent and the cameo by Matthew McConaughey always makes me laugh. Jordan Belfort: Like you married your cousin or some stupid shit, you know? Brace yourself for an outrageous true story from legendary. Jordan Belfort: They're not buying shit. Jordan Belfort: And if anyone here thinks I'm superficial or materialistic, go get a job at fucking McDonald's, 'cause that's where you fucking belong! a depend on what exactly? the Terms and Policies, and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. Jordan Belfort: And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and Im not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. The sides did cure cancer, that's the problem, that's why they were so expensive. I was born too - too early. Jordan Belfort: How the fuck else are you supposed to do this job? R (Graphic Nudity|Drug Use|Language Throughout|Some Violence|Strong Sexual Content), Comedy, Did you cum? Jordan Belfort: [dubious] What a Greek tragedy honey! By creating an account, you agree to the The IRS, they allow for T&A, it's fine. The story is the memoir of Jordan Belfort, a Long Island kid played by Leonardo DiCaprio who rose to become a millionaire penny stock scammer and boiler-room boss. Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger. Jordan Belfort, My killers, my killers who will not take No for an answer. BOOK I, inside the restaurant young Strattonites carried on their time-honored tradition of acting like packs of untamed wolves., [Aunt] Patricia smiled, and we walked in silence for a while. Do it differently each time. Gotta pump those numbers up. Cocaine and hookers, my friend. What are your favorite Wolf of Wall Street quotes? Captain Ted Beecham: What are you, a fucking owl? You can give generously to the church or political party of your choice. Donnie, what the fuck are you doing, you piece of shit? Just leave us a message here and we will work on getting you verified. Absolutely not but we were making more money then we knew what to do with. Jordan Belfort, There is no such thing as bad publicity. Naomi Lapaglia: Uh, what the fuck! Brad: Great. Content Warning: The following list contains mentions of drug use. Good, pick up the phone and start dialing! Bald as as China doll. Sea Otter, who sold meat and weed. They dont give a shit about money. Let me tell you something. I mean, I don't want to get personal or anything, but are they okay? 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Naomi Lapaglia: That conniving twat! Guys with sales experience. If youre into films about money, sales, success and that rags to riches story then it is all of that with a bunch of crazy, obscene and extreme all thrown in. Jordan Belfort: I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. If you don't do it, the stress of this job, it'll make you explode. Out of respect. You're a father now. it should simply be a lesson learned about the world of the stock broker because it's not possible to empathise with his character as everything he does it so vile. Naomi Lapaglia: Don't you dare throw that fucking water on me! No, Daddy doesn't even get to touch Mommy for a very, very very long time. with updates on movies, TV shows, Rotten Tomatoes podcast and more. Jordan Belfort: Max Belfort: Look! Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor-stubble, in a sleeveless muumuu, crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries from the fucking Price Club. Oh, hey! Fuck you, U.S.A. Fuck you, U.S.A. Fuck you! $26,000 for one fucking dinner! Implosions are ugly. Oh, California? We'll get broad-sided and tip over. Smartest of the bunch was Nicky Koskoff. Jordan Belfort: What are these sides? Chester Ming: Jordan, it's fucking good, right? Now, right now, John, the stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share. Jordan Belfort lived an outrageous life which ultimately caught up with him. You show me a pay stub for $72,000, I quit my job right now and work for you. So, I presume you're Italian. Donnie Azoff: Mark Hanna: Alden Kupferberg: Pick up the phone and start dialing! Cunt, cock, asshole." FUCK! What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day? Wow. If anyone is gonna fuck my cousin it's gonna be me, out of out of respect, you know? Donnie Azoff: Want me to come for you? It was obscene, in the normal world. Jordan Belfort: You wanna know what money sounds like? Copyright Fandango. They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites., Vn ca bn l g? It is perhaps the best thing I've seen in the last six months. There were four right here. No, I get it, yeah, yeah, yeah. Does Daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls? Patrick Denham: I've never been a fan of the bush, to be honest. Three or four times, maybe five. There are solid performances from all the main and supporting characters. What, if the kid's retarded? Jordan Belfort: Good. In 1987, Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio) takes an entry-level job at a Wall Street brokerage firm. Donnie Azoff: I got you, baby. I want to. 15 Outrageous Scenes In Martin Scorsese's 'Wolf Of Wall Street' We Can't Wait To See. I have a low blood sugar thyroid thing Jordan Belfort: Im not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Jordan Belfort, Successful people are 100% convinced that they are masters of their own destiny, theyre not creatures of circumstance, they create circumstance, if the circumstances around them suck they change them. Jordan Belfort, I want you to back yourself into a corner. On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. Postmedia Network Inc. | 365 Bloor Street East, Toronto, Ontario, M4W 3L4 | 416-383-2300. Come for me. Brad, show them how it's done. Mark Hanna: No, no, this can be explained. Last month you were a wine connoisseur, and now you're an aspiring landscape architect, Isn't that right? Where's my kiss? Do you guys not want to make money? Who's a faggot? Naomi Lapaglia: Get off. What I want to know is, have you got the guts to live?, They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites., And from the time I was a kid, I've had this internal monologue roaring through my head, which doesn't stop - unless I'm asleep. [laughing] Then were gonna need some tranq darts, a pair a handcuffs, a can of Mace Wigwam, I dont think youre cut out for this job. Jordan Belfort: Did you just try to kiss me, bro? And who're you gonna be sitting next to? Sell me this pen! Tell me something I don't know, I wait all week for the fucking Equalizer and they have to fucking [picks up the phone, then calmly, in a transatlantic accent]. [to Jordan after the incident] What, you wanna go inside and blow some lines of baking powder, baking soda? the success of scorsese's wolf of wall street is that it's enjoyable to watch and it shouldnt be. She designs women's panties too? Can I have that Danish? And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. Jordan Belfort: Jean Jacques Saurel: Feel free to reach out and connect. Your Ticket Confirmation # is located under the header in your email that reads "Your Ticket Reservation Details". He must have thought we were still at the Hamptons this weekend, you know. You gotta stay relaxed. Technically, you do work for me. Right! We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your account. It doesn't even Donnie Azoff: You can give generously to your church or political party of your choice. Jordan Belfort, You wanna know what money sounds like? He was making so much money selling Quaaludes that he become the Quaalude King of Bayside. The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. I got a couple of mil' comin' in like a week. Coming Soon. Just hold on tight. I haven't eaten all day. Controlling the sale by keeping it on the straight line (every time the customer tries to take the . Do I Do I I jerk off? Naomi Lapaglia: Mommy, have you ever noticed anything odd about Mr. Which is why you should pick up 5000 shares . Donnie Azoff: It doesn't exist. You want me to sell you this fucking pen? GODDAMN IT! Mark Hanna: Jordan Belfort: And Robbie, who sold anything he can get his hands on, mostly weed. Jordy, one of these days the chickens are gonna come home to roost. Chester, who sold tires and weed. Every person around here, they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. Jordan Belfort: If you have 60 seconds, I'd like to share the idea with you. My name is Jordan Belfort. He didn't mean any of it. Who? You snooks will now be targeting the wealthiest 1% of Americans. It was the sort of silence shared by two people who're comfortable enough not to force a conversation ahead of its logical progression. [holding his child] Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): Mark Hanna: Ok, you're going to want to raise those numbers. Hey, sweetheart! You gotta be a fucking pal You know what, I'm gonna give you a fucking pass, just give me the case. Cause I cant keep track of your professions honey! It was a madhouse, a greed fest, with equal parts cocaine, testosterone, and body fluids. Jordan Belfort: Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ugly fuckin' wives. Pick up the phone and start dialing! I'm sober for two years, stopped my drugs, settled down with my wife and kids, and then this happens! Jordan Belfort: By the early 1990s, while still in his 20s, Belfort founds his own firm, Stratton . The name of the game, moving the money from the client's pocket to your pocket. We can't! Jordan Belfort: [peeing on his subpoena] For a moment, I had forgotten I lived in a world where everything was for sale. I don't even listen to it. I'm sure we'll be seeing each other real soon. You just made love to me. Huh? I mean like, you married your cousin or some stupid shit. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. This right here is the land of opportunity. The Wolf of Wall Street is one of the most iconic films of the 21st century Credit: Alamy. And you know something else, daddy? Look at this! Whoa! Mr. Hanna, you're able to do drugs during the day and then still function, still do your job? Twenty fucking years! Why didn't you tell me, sweetheart? After they left I checked the apartment. So there's a silver lining to that too, honey. By the early 1990s, while still in his 20s, Belfort founds his own firm, Stratton Oakmont. Donnie Azoff: You called the captain the n-word. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Read critic reviews. When you do something, you might fail. She brought in a decorator, feng shui'd the whole place. OK. Jordan Belfort: Oh no. The Wolf of Wall Street is a memoir by a former stockbroker and trader Jordan Belfort, first published in September 2007. You cleaning your fishbowl? Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: You understand? Bald. It was like pissing in the fate gods eye. Now as the firm taking the company public, we set the initial sales price then sold those shares right back to our friends. The movie is popular for its engaging story and its depiction of the notorious party culture. Okay? Second key to success in this racket is this little baby right here. And the problem with that is that your brain is like a computer: If you ask a question, it's programmed to respond, whether there's an answer or not. Well, he got depressed and killed himself about three years later. You can sell anything? So It's Wolf of Wall Street, But for Learning How to Pick Up Girls Stevie Emerson 1.22M subscribers 1.6M views 2 years ago WATCH BLOOPERS FOR EVERY VIDEO. Jordan Belfort: Yeah. Donnie Azoff: I'm sure every person has this; it's just that my monologue is particularly loud. Now that I'm under federal indictment with an electronic bracelet around my ankle, now you decide you don't fucking love me anymore.
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