Happy: Well, I'm outta here! 1996 | Maturity Rating: PG-13 | 1h 31m | Sports Movies. You were right. You're gonna die clown! It goes up and down and around. [shouting at the spectators] He's lost the power to hit the long ball. Happy Gilmore: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. If saw myself in clothes like that, I'd have to kick my own ass. too good for your home? [jumps on the hood of his car] The Waterboy and Billy Madison are just a couple of the hits Adam Sandler had after leaving Saturday Night Live, but few of his films were as popular as Happy Gilmore as it is filled with funny one-liners, memorable lines, and a few inspirational quotes. You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Donald: [apologizing to Chubbs, attempting to persuade him to be his coach for his match against Shooter] Answer: fast food restaurant cashier. . I would have. That's what I call a hole-in-one. Virginia: Grandma: [scene cuts to a golf tee where Happy is holding a sandwich in a commercial for Subway] Happy Gilmore: .Cold-cut combo from Subway! [Shaking his head as he gets up] You're smart. Happy Gilmore: Happy did a commercial for Subway while he was suspended from the PGA for a month. "Happy Gilmore" tells the story of a violent sociopath. Yeah you like that? Virginia: Oh, I hope he *wins*. I'll make you a bet. Early in the movie, Chubbs tells Happy he could win a gold jacket, to which Happy responds, "Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?" Mista, mista! Web. Happy: Holy shit! Happy Gilmore: Yeah, people are sure coming around. My Momma wouldn't sign the permission slip. Not a rock concert. [to the golfers at a golfing range] If I can't make some prize money in the next tournament, they could sell it to somebody else. [to caddy] Feel it. This guy sucks! From Happy Gilmore 1996Enjoy More @JCH 007. Let's go home. How nice to meet you. Kevin Costner was offered the role of Shooter McGavin but declined. : [laughing] Grandma? Cold-cut combo from Subway! Happy Gilmore: Ain't the best puck handler, either. Feel the flow Happy. It helps me go to sleep. Happy Gilmore: When Happy makes his Subway commercial, they are cutting their bread the original way with a V shape down the middle which started the change over to the hinge in 1999. . You know what, you're a lousy kindergarten teacher. Adam Sandler initially offered the role of the nursing home orderly to Rob Schneider. I wanted to, but I just couldn't do it. | Nursing Home Orderly: Tough.wav(282K) [scene when Happy gets in the batting cage and takes balls to the head]. Chubbs: Bob Barker: ", "He's laughing, he's having a good time", notnice.mp3 See, they gave me this card: free Subway for life." ~ Happy Gilmore. But it wasn't my fault. [points at him] Are you Since it's about golf, that makes it a comedy. [referring to Terry, while sitting on her bed inside her room in the nursing home] Vancouver featured prominently among all the Happy Gilmore filming locations. What are you talking about? Chubbs: Shooter McGavin: Happy Gilmore The Price Is Wrong Crew Socks For Men Women Holidays Christmas Birthdays, Multicolor, 10-13 (Unisex Socks) 5.0 out of 5 stars 1. IRS Agent: Shooter McGavin: Happy Gilmore is the story of the titular character (Adam Sandler), a die-hard hockey fan who badly wants to make it in the pro leagues.Unfortunately for him, Happy gets cut at every tryout; while he has one heck of a slapshot, his other skills are awful and his temper is even worse. Let's go home. Doug Thompson: Happy Gilmore You no want breakfast? : Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago. Steve Guttenberg was briefly considered for the role of Shooter McGavin but he agreed to do It Takes Two (1995) at the same exact time and turned down the role. I'm just a Doctor. Mover: pretend that you like it too. Grandma? "Send him home. The hockey game in the opening scene features the now defunct Roller Hockey League's Vancouver Voodoo. I'm the worst. To play hockey. I thought we were going to be just friends. Whoa, look pal, my grandfather built this house with his bare hands and my Grandma's been here over 60 years. tournament down in Florida.